awkwardturtles
sarah hsu. taiwanese. Christian. gawhs dance team. Brown university class of 2017 ^_^
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
I don’t know about you but this is a cool way to separate eggs AND recycle plastic bottles!!!
I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE
(Source: jadensmittos)
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
(Source: hayleyfromparamore)
Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.
This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
(Source: tgwb)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
