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lol. same qualities.. 1/3? he gave you 2/3. lrn2count woman.

hot/skinny/tall = 1/3

Dec 31, 2010
lol. same qualities.. 1/3? he gave you 2/3. lrn2count woman.

hot/skinny/tall = 1/3

Dec 31, 2010
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well of those you're skinny :D but you're also short, and not hot it's okay sarah! if anything short people are cute :D except this one girl i met at fall rally she was short, but really hot omg TOO BAD SHE AINT YOU HUH, YOU'D HAVE TWO OF THE THREE QUALITIES THEN. but nope oh well atleast you're skinny ;']

buttface. well at least we’re at the same level.. you only got one of those three as well.. you’re tall :]

Dec 31, 2010
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http://threewords.me/sarahshoe

do it (:

Dec 31, 2010
Cheezy lines...

awwitsbreezy:

Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman?
Boy: *smiles* no, Yourman.

 

as cheezy as that is… its one of the few lines that might work…

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How i always think i'll spend my new years:

dingdongcowbell:

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How i’ll ACTUALLY spend it :

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DO I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK?

dxsrawr:

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Death Of Mr. Bean's Mother.

yanilavigne:

Mr. Bean: *crying* The doctor just called up, my mom’s dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.)
Friend: What now, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean: My sister just called. Her mom died too.

Dec 31, 201014,853 notes
well of those you're skinny :D but you're also short, and not hot it's okay sarah! if anything short people are cute :D except this one girl i met at fall rally she was short, but really hot omg TOO BAD SHE AINT YOU HUH, YOU'D HAVE TWO OF THE THREE QUALITIES THEN. but nope oh well atleast you're skinny ;']

buttface. well at least we’re at the same level.. you only got one of those three as well.. you’re tall :]

Dec 31, 2010
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I hate it when bitches don’t know how to chew with their mouth closed.

kimmychau:

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mhmm T_T

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