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erikchangedhisurl:

leisures:

clavid:

anyone else kinda amused that lady gaga left “fat chicks” out of her liberating hit song born this way

its called ‘born this way’ not ‘ate boxed tiramisu in front of the tv until i got this way’

omg

LOOOOOLOLOL….

Aug 28, 20128,098 notes
who would you go to hc with

jannet

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Under the Booty

breakfastblend:

erikchangedhisurl:

johnch4ng:

xoxo-vannnieeee:

christeeezay:

pamela-jane:

tdrloid:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

Download

OMG DOWNLOADING NOW.

AHHHHHHH SEFNSLKASDGVLJKGVDFLKJV

LOL

what.the.shit. never thought these two would match

what

 My theme song with a twist

AHHAHA

Aug 26, 2012128,993 notes
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j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

Aug 26, 2012170,296 notes

theyellowbrickroad:

the best way to hit on cute guys is to come at them in a car going full speed

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